Take It Off: About the Guy Who Wrote the Bad Comments …

Okay, here’s another parody and I hope the lyrics speak even louder. …

 

Take It Off

 

When I’m on, when I write,

That’s the time of the night

When I turn off the light,

And look for a good fright.

And when you write another thing on another blog post,

I just think you’re nothing but a sassy sheeted white ghost.

I don’t care if you are black, white, purple, pink, and blue,

Or violet, I don’t give a I don’t give a I don’t give …

There’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around

And we write hard core with the glitter on the floor,

But you turn me off, so please take it off,

So yeah take it off, yeah you better take it off.

There’s a place I know where I think you’re gonna go,

Where they beat your brains and the light is gonna drain,

So yeah, take it off,

Oh yeah take it off,

Oh yeah, take it off, you had better take it off.

 

Lose the words, the attacks,

The obscenities, and the screams,

Lose the dirt on my lover,

And lose those laser beams.

You’re just a filthy big mess and it puts me in distress,

I don’t care if I gotta see you wearing a pink dress,

If I see another one of those things like none other,

Gonna say I don’t care! I don’t give a I don’t give a.

There’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around,

And we write hard core with the glitter on the floor.

But when you arrive, we say, take it off,

You must take it off, better do it, take it off.

There’s a place I know where I think you’re gonna go,

Where there’s bars and grub, and you have no garden tub.

So if you wanna work, then dude, take it off.

Then dude, take it off, you had better take it off.

(repeats both variants of the chorus once more.)

Author: denverqueen

My name is Beth. I'm blind from birth and enjoy the blogging atmosphere. I am a creative person, a musician, a writer, etc. This is me. Take it or leave it.

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