Ten Things that Beth Would Never Do, Not Even If You Paid Her

These are ten things that Beth would absolutely never dare to do, and some of them have something in common.  Here goes:

1. Walk outside a private room naked.

2. Walk around a public building naked.

3. Take a picture of myself naked.

4. Sit in a pile of ants.  Yes, even that done naked is a bad idea.

5. Wear lizards as earrings.

6. Smoke cigarettes, and I mean the real crap with the tobacco.

7. Drink heavy amounts of alcohol, and experience a hangover so bad I c an’t get up.

8. Buy or own permit licensed weaponry.

9. Eat dog meat.

10. Jump out of a plane with little to no parachute gear.

What do you think of the first few?  I don’t care about the ants thing, and I wouldn’t do it either clothed or naked.  I hate ants, hate ’em.  Here’s another one: What kind of bug goes to church?  A praying mantis.  Just think for a moment, if I brought one to church.  Oh God. … Bless this bug in my congregation!  Oh, I should add one little thing more: I would never eat a bug, or a whole bag of bugs.  I hate bugs period.

Author: denverqueen

My name is Beth. I'm blind from birth and enjoy the blogging atmosphere. I am a creative person, a musician, a writer, etc. This is me. Take it or leave it.

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