While doing the show with Blake and myself, we discovered that Tear In My Beer was a great song. Well, I found out some weird stuff about that song, but I found a collaboration between the Hanks Williams, Senior and Junior, and the song sounded great together.
Well, my ex sang this song, so I decided to mess up the words like I sometimes do with songs lately. Here’s what I came up with so far. Feedback is appreciated. …
There’s a tear in his beer, and he’s crying for his dears,
But I’m not on his lonely mind.
He’s not thinking quite straight, and he thinks he was great,
And I was on his lonely mind.
He’s gonna keep drinking until he’s petrified,
But all he’s gonna get is his heart’s been bonified.
There’s a fly in his wine, and he’s drinking all the time,
For once, I’m not on his lonely mind!
There’s a tear in his beer, and he’s crying too much fear,
And lies are on his lonely mind.
Making lies about me and the stuff I cannot see,
But the more he drinks these beers, he could cry a thousand tears.
There’s a ring he has had for a zillion ages past,
And it’s there, reminding him of her,
He’s gotta be the weirdest ex Ii’ve ever really known,
But I better not be on his lonely mind!