What has this world come to! It’s like this: the Prophet Muhammad sounds sort of like some “cult leader.” I was reading a book about cults, and it sounds like those extremists are winning lots of followers because they sentenced a guy to death for writing something on Facebook that offends the Prophet Muhammad. I have something to counter the extremists in Iran on this:
1. Your Prophet Muhammad advocates child marriage, FGM, and women’s abuse in relationships. The real Prophet Muhammad did all stuff with his wives, and did not touch Aisha, his young virgin wife, until she was old enough and of age. Your visions of the Prophet, you extremist Terrorist peoples, are all wrong. You people aren’t studying the real Islam. IF you say Islam is about peace, then why does your extremist viewpoint advocate death because of someone’s opinion? Your Saudi and Iraqi counterparts seem to think the same way. The Yemenis are the same. I’m sorry, but the Prophet is not the way you think he is.
2. Sentencing someone to death for an opinion is against the spirit of the American dream. I will not be sentenced to death, say, for calling Barack Obama a bonehead, if in fact he is a bonehead. He kind of is when it came to the healthcare law, penalizing people for not having health insurance HIS way. We need to abolish the Medical Device tax because what about the blind diabetics? The companies need to cover blind diabetes care stuff like the Prodigy Voice. My friend Art has one. HE loves it. His fiance, Diana, is also a diabetic and has one. I don’t mean to go off track here, but saying that something is wrong and being killed for it is stupid.
3. IF you’re someone from Isis or presumably thinking about joining, sorry, your ideas are stupid too. Those who hacked the defense websites and put “I love Isis” on there are gonna get punished. You know it. You can’t go against my country nor mess around with websites with classified info on there because you want your silly Islamic extremist viewpoints to be the right ones. You can’t force us all to practice or die. That’s not gonna win followers. Jesus said we should love our neighbors as ourselves, but he also said to pray for our enemies. Well, if we come under attack, the natural thing for us is to defend ourselves. Right? Yes, it sure is.
4. Killing the editor of a French magazine isn’t gonna compel the Muslim population in the Middle East and elsewhere, except for a few people in America I know, to me. IF anyone on the Internet thinks it okay to kill somebody over a funny cartoon, you’re such babies. Babies! You do not go kill somebody over a cartoon. I don’t mind having someone, for instance, the Ramirez chic that targeted me and Blake, cartooned in a social mag. I’d like to put something in the speech thing on top that says, “I’m a naughty puppy.” Then, my pen would draw Mabelin as a dog. Is Mabelin a goddess? Is she a prophetess? No. So either way, even if she was, her rules would state that you’d be killed for writing or drawing any bad things about her. Well, I’m sorry, but people should be allowed freedom of the press, and that is at all costs. The editors of Charley Ebdeau are now heavily guarded because of the Muslim extremists who killed the cartoonists who drew the Prophet. Well, I have a message still for those who worship their convoluted version of the Prophet Muhammad. He’s dead. Muhammad, peace be upon him, is dead stuff, not alive. You worship not the Prophet, but a child molester. You worship not a loving God, but a wrathful and vengeful God who advocates women’s abuse and mistreatment. I’ve got a lot on my plate as it is, and if any extremists think it funny to go out and tell any American, French person, or otherwise, that it’s funny or cute to go haul someone off to be killed or slaughtered just because we’re saying the right stuff, like that the Prophet you worship advocates child molestation, you’re sick in the head. You need help.
The good thing about all this is that the French are saying, “We are Charley.” All the French are amazing. No more jokes about France, they’re all amazingly awesome. They’ve done what was right, and being killed by some Arab extremist is stupid. I would have still advocated for the Prophet’s image in a magazine because it’s free speech. We can draw a political cartoon of Obama and say, “What a bonehead.” Well, Obama didn’t say we had to bow down to him. Oh Lord, this is a fallen world we live in. I don’t understand why this whole world is coming to a dramatic end. I don’t understand why that is. The Prophet Muhammad’s real life was not the life the extremists imagined. And to you Yemeni bloggers who happen to read my stuff, do not marry a 9-year-old girl. It’s a crime, a clear violation of the girl’s right to choose. That will land you in jail, charged with statutory rape. That is, here in the U.S. If Yemen and its government would please hear the cries of girls like Nujood Ali and others who’ve been forced to marry at ten or nine or thirteen, they’ll pass a law banning underage marriage and raising the marriage age to eighteen. I’m not ever gonna let any daughter of mine marry until she’s eighteen, and if she is eighteen, she can well make that choice. That’s a thing. Choice is a beautiful thing isn’t it? Now, quietly leave us alone, extremist freaks who want to target America, so we can go on with our lives. Do not expect any more converts to Islam unless they’ve studied the Real Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him. I’m sorry, that prophet never would have advocated child molestation, forced marriage, and so on. HE cared about his seven wives, mostly, ready for this, war widows. See? That is the point of caring for war widows. The only thing I hated about the Prophet was his thing about having four wives. Even still, he pointed to justice between wives. Even Deq knows something about it.
Well, enough of my rants for today. I’ve ranted enough. I have good news.
Ohio State made Oregon pay back for beating my Seminoles. Yay!
Now, the Broncos just lost their head coach. Poor Peyton. Poor baby. You’re gonna be fine, just rest easy sir. You’ve lost the battle, but you’ll get a super bowl trophy. Do not worry, dear. And lots of girls in your bed. Ha ha. Blake would say that often to me, “I love all the ladies.” He’s just weird, but you know I’m all about crazy people being with me, and Blake makes me laugh and smile in my misery.
Anyway, … phew! Going to bed. My stomach is going to explode!