Choices for an Audition Song for the Voice, My Thoughts As Well

Hello, everyone.
It is time I told you all this, but I’m auditioning for the Voice, and it’s taking place on the DU campus. I’m looking forward to it, so all of you should know that I’m probably going to sing something country. Maybe not a Miranda Lambert song because if Blake Shelton hated me for it, … well, I don’t know.
I’ve been seeing stuff about bringing back girls from Nigeria. Well, if I could, I would bring them all back singlehandedly, but the Boco Haram people need to bring them back because they took what wasn’t theirs. God, the things we learn in kindergarten.
I learned a long time ago that taking something that isn’t mine isn’t a good thing, so I won’t take Miranda Lambert’s husband no matter how tempting and hot he seems, but Adam Lavigne isn’t for me. He’s weird. Just weird, I don’t know why. Usher is hip hop madness, and he can’t sing worth a shot of liquor because he’s a hip hop guru, and I don’t sing that stuff. Ewwwwww, please let me have Blake Shelton stare at me all day. I want to be a country legend, but hey, if I was poor, I might or could stay poor forever so that nobody notices me. What if the fickle producers don’t do their job? What if they reject me based on income, connections, the lack thereof, etc.? Those producers need to allow me to go on because guess what? Matthew Orts may not have the kind of voice that needs to win. Even if Matt and me competed for the winner’s trophy, I think I’d be the one to get it. I’m sorry, but Rocket Songs dot com isn’t the right place to practice singing. Dang, I don’t know what to do next.
Ok, maybe I was being a little bit sarcastic, but I’m sure that I should write a bit of a note to Blake Shelton only the day before the audition so that he notices me, … if not on the stage, then on twitter. Right. As if anyone would notice me. I don’t think the producers know who they’re messing with. They’ve got someone who’s better than Aretha Cadner, some lady on American Idol, and she was named. She didn’t have any thing but a poppish black vocal style which didn’t surprise the producers, but she was allowed through. Darn it. I hope I can get past everybody. I have to win so that I can do something with my winnings. I’ll take some and use it for myself, like a nice house for me and Blake to live in, and then the rest of it will go towards building communities and rescuing girls and … and and and and. I don’t know what to do. Any thoughts in the comments would be nice. I need ideas on also what to sing. I was gonna sing a song from a movie, but decided to do a Katie Perry song, but what about Blake Shelton? What about Blake Shelton’s barn and grill and all? I want to find myself with him in a room, staring at him all day. … What ever. Let me take a selfie.

Introduction to my Career

I’m going to go further and tell you readers what I’ve done so far.  I’ve set this whole thing up to connect to LinkedIn, FB, Twitter, and possibly Tumblr.  I love Tumblr.  I absolutely love to share Flipboard stuff on there, and it works!  Anyway, I want to tell you guys that you are welcome to follow me any time.  I’m happily open to comments and stuff, so just go on. … I was born in Orlando, Florida, September 20, 1986.  I was born with only my blindness, but nobody suspected anything would happen beyond that.  I won’t really go into my life.  If any new bloggers want to know more about me, do ask.

Beth

I ACED THE A PLUS 802 TEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy moley. I aced one of the tests! What was I thinking? I actually aced a test! For once in my life, I actually feel I am running along smoothly. I could be a tech instructor for the blind, but how! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I aced an 802, but the question is, what about the 801 stuff? I can do Windows command line, but what the heck. I’m great! I’m so gonna tell Blake when I get home, and when I ace more tests, I’ll be good.

My Work So Far

Dear Diary,

I pulled a 96% on a test I was taking for A Plus practice.  For one, I’m proud of myself, but for another, I’m not sure.  I wanted to be a singer for the longest time in my life, and here’s a coworker saying I should sing at progressive megachurches.  But what would Blake say?  “Um, women shouldn’t lead.”  Well, women should at least not be elders or preachers, but that doesn’t mean we can’t lead worshipping minutes in church.  Women should not submit.  I’m not that way.

As of right about now, I’m sitting here, writing about a real brilliant thing.  I wanted to be a singer, so for the fun of singing, I’m going to audition for NBC’s The Voice.  So what if Kimmi Kardashian gets all the attention?  I’m gonna do it, and there’s going to be a record deal.  No money to be paid until the recordings are done, and if a CD is done, then we can worry.

I can only imagine what NBC’s The Voice will do for me.  I hope I can pay Jason, my ex, back for all the stuff we did.  I want him and his current love to have a good life together.  I want, most of all, for me to get out of the projects and go to a nicer area of town, live in a house, not a cubicle.  Thank you very much, HUD and SSI for limiting me to bad areas of town.  Sorry, but I’m done with that for now.